Welcome to the most inefficient, the most convoluted, and the most utterly bewildering meeting management system in the world!
Here, every meeting is a minute-by-minute, second-by-second, and even millisecond-by-millisecond exercise in tedium, where every decision is a 30-minute debate, every discussion is a 15-minute meandering, and every conclusion is a 5-minute recap.
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