Welcome, traveler, to the land of Meetings: The Unending Sisyphean Cycle. Where time is relative, but the meetings are always a grind.
You've found yourself in the middle of this never-ending cycle. You can't escape, can't hide, and can't even remember what it's all for.
Here's a list of our current meeting schedule:
Don't bother trying to escape. The meetings will always be with you.