URGENT MEETING NOTICES

Panic Meeting Agenda

Today's meeting: "The Sky is Falling" - A discussion about the impending doom that is our company's financials.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: "The Apocalypse is Coming" - A presentation by John about the end times.
2. Item 2: "Panic Stations" - A Q&A session about the best ways to hide in a cubicle during a fire drill.
3. Item 3: "Caffeine Fuels the Fire" - A coffee tasting and discussion about the importance of caffeine in times of crisis.
4. Item 4: "Emergency Preparedness" - A demonstration of the fire exit signs and a discussion about the best ways to escape a burning building.

Related Topics:

• Meeting Minutes
• Previous Meeting Agendas
• Secret Meeting Minutes (password required)