MEETING: PANIC PROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Today's agenda: Predict the apocalypse, blame the neighbors, eat Cheetos.

Section 1 prophets of doom and gloom
Section 2: The end is near... or is it? Section 3: Catastrophe scenarios and snack options

Sponsored by the International Association of Apocalypse Prophets

Disclaimer: The views expressed prophets are prophets of doom. Do not take them as fact. Or as a good time. Or at all.

Prophet-in-charge: Bob the Prophet of Doom, Esq.