Meeting Notes: Panic Mode Engaged

Minutes from the Meeting That Never Ended:

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine Broke. Again.
• Item 2: Someone ate the last donut. Again.
• Item 3: The Intern is still on fire.

Key Takeaways:

• We will buy more coffee machines.
• We will buy more donuts.
• We will hire a fire safety team.

Next Meeting: Same Place, Same Time. Same Panic.

See you there!