Emergency Procedures: A Meeting of the Clans

When the going get tough, the tough get going

It's time to get serious. The coffee is cold, the chairs are creaky, and the ideas are stale. What's the plan, team?

**Action Items:**

1. Send an email to the IT department to complain about the Wi-Fi.
2. Call the caterer to request more donuts.
3. Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO about the lack of foosball table in the break room.

**Subpages:**

Subpage 1: How to Properly Use the Fire Exit

Subpage 2: The Art of Properly Blaming Someone Else

Subpage 3: The Protocol for Properly Using the Conference Phone

Exit Strategy: A Guide to Sneaking Out Undetected