ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE! When the going gets tough, the tough get... well, even tougher!
Step 1: Run around in circles. Step 2: Scream at the top of your lungs. Step 3: Break things.
Step 1: Cuddle the problem away. Step 2: Sing Kumbaya. Step 3: Bake a cake.
Step 1: Call a lawyer. Step 2: Call a priest. Step 3: Call the cops.
Remember, folks: when the going gets tough, the tough get... EMERGENCY PROCEDURES!