Step 1: Pretend the Boss is a Reasonable Person
You know, for the sake of appearances
This involves a delicate dance of nodding vigorously while maintaining eye contact, even when they're yelling about 'synergy' andประก 'disruption'.
- Repeat back their own buzzwords, with a healthy dose of condescension.
- Embellish with nods and 'uh-huh' responses, like a court jester.
- When they demand 'results', suggest a 3-day weekend to 're-evaluate' and 're-align' priorities.