MEETING MINUTES: Paper Clip Debate

Summary of Meeting: 3rd Quarter Paper Clip Review

Attended by: Jane, John, and Bob.

Topic: Paper Clip Usage and Abuse

The meeting began at 14:00 with a spirited discussion on the merits of paper clips as a desk tool.

After 45 minutes of heated debate, the team decided to table the issue and focus on more pressing matters.

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