Location: The Conference Room of Desperation, 123 Main St. in the heart of Nowheresville.

Time: When the coffee machine runs out, 10:00 AM - 5:00 PM.

Agenda: Discuss the finer points of Paper Clip Theory, a groundbreaking new approach to... well, clipping things.

• Minute Paper Clip Update
• Clip Art Controversy
• Clip-on Tuesday: The New Standard