MEETINGS

Welcome to MEETING PARADIGM, where productivity goes to die

Here, the art of conversation is lost in a sea of unnecessary updates, watercooler chatter, and PowerPoint presentations.

Our research team has been studying the intricacies of MEETING PARADIGM for years, and we've made some groundbreaking discoveries:

• MEETING PARADIGM is 99% unnecessary, but we'll just call it 100% necessary for legal reasons.
• Average meeting length: 3 hours and 45 minutes, plus or minus 15 minutes.
• MEETING PARADIGM is the leading cause of office coffee addiction and/or caffeine withdrawal.

Explore our findings:

• MEETING MINUTES: The Art of Recording and Regretting
• MINUTE-BY-MINUTE BREAKDOWN: The Anatomy of a Meeting
• MINUTES OF JOY: The Secret to Meeting Nirvana