MEETINGS
Welcome to MEETING PARADIGM, where productivity goes to die
Here, the art of conversation is lost in a sea of unnecessary updates, watercooler chatter, and PowerPoint presentations.
Our research team has been studying the intricacies of MEETING PARADIGM for years, and we've made some groundbreaking discoveries:
- MEETING PARADIGM is 99% unnecessary, but we'll just call it 100% necessary for legal reasons.
- Average meeting length: 3 hours and 45 minutes, plus or minus 15 minutes.
- MEETING PARADIGM is the leading cause of office coffee addiction and/or caffeine withdrawal.
Explore our findings: