We are currently trapped in an infinite loop of meetings. Our team's productivity has been reduced to 0% due to the never-ending discussions about the paradigm.
Our CEO, Bob, has been trying to 'paradigm-shift' the company, but it keeps getting stuck in an infinite loop.
Join us for the meeting that will never end, where we will discuss the paradigm until the cows come home.
Current Meeting Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the paradigm
- Item 2: Discuss the paradigm some more
- Item 3: Discuss the paradigm until lunchtime
- Item 4: Discuss the paradigm until we run out of coffee
- Item 5: Discuss the paradigm until the apocalypse