Meeting Minutes: Paradigm Shifts - Quantum Fluctuations

Minutes of the meeting held on 23rd February 2023, 14:00

Present: CEO, CTO, and 3 random interns.

• Meeting objective: To discuss the impending quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum.
• CEO: "We must adapt, or risk being left behind!"
• CTO: "But, but, but, what about our legacy systems?"
• Intern 1: "Can we just, like, use a time machine?"
• Intern 2: "But what about the butterfly effect?"
• Intern 3: "Can we just order pizza?"

Decisions:

• Decision 1: To invest in a team of temporal engineers.
• Decision 2: To establish a 'no time-travel' policy.
• Decision 3: To order pizza for the team.

Next Steps:

• CTO: "I'll assemble a team of experts."
• CEO: "I'll negotiate with the pizza place."
• Intern 1: "I'll, like, Google 'temporal engineering'."

Next Meeting Pizza Ordering Process