As a paradigm-shifting institution, we've come to realize that sometimes the best way to get things done is to not do them at all.
Our research suggests that the key to success lies in embracing the art of deliberate inaction. By doing nothing, we're able to free up valuable time for more important things... like staring into the abyss.
Our team of experts in the field of Section 2: The Science of Bureaucracy will guide you through the finer points of doing nothing, and how it can lead to a life of pure, unadulterated freedom.
Or, you know, you could just skip it altogether.