By the power of our patented Paradigm Shifting Technique, we can alter the fundamental nature of reality itself! It's like a magic trick, but with less magic and more paperwork!
We're not just shifting paradigms, we're shifting the very fabric of space and time itself! (Disclaimer: Not really, but we're trying.)
Side effects of our Paradigm Shifting Technique may include:
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our Paradigm Shifting Technique. Or are we?