We've reached the pinnacle of paradigm-shifting, and we're not even sure what it means anymore. Our scientists are still trying to figure it out, but in the meantime, we're just making it up as we go along.
Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) has been experimenting with different flavors of reality, trying to find the perfect blend of quantum mechanics and artisanal coffee.
Results are inconclusive, but our focus groups report a 99% increase in existential dread.
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