At Paradigm Shifted, we're committed to respecting your personal data, but let's be real, we're not really sure why you'd want to read this.
Our privacy policy is subject to change, just like your aunt's opinion on politics. We may or may not update it, but we're pretty sure you'll just scroll past it like the rest of the internet.
We collect your data because, well, we have to, and you probably didn't even notice. Don't worry, we won't share it with anyone, unless you're a robot from a parallel universe, in which case, we'll just give you the VIP treatment.
Your deepest, darkest fears (we don't even want to know). Your cat's medical history (seriously, who needs that stress?). Your secret recipe for the perfect grilled cheese sandwich (we'll figure it out).
We're totally sharing your cat's medical history with our AI overlord, because who needs consent, anyway? Don't worry, it's just for research purposes (read: to make more cat memes).
We're not really sure how, but try clicking on this link here and see what happens. Spoiler: it won't change anything, but hey, at least you tried.
We're not really sorry, not really.
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