Artisanal manifesto for those who shift paradigms like it's nobody's business!

Article I: We hold these truths to be self-evident:

• We will not be swayed by conventional thinking!
• We will disrupt the status quo with unapologetic fervor!
• We will make our own rules and break everyone else's!

Article II: The Paradigm Shifters' Bill of Rights

• The right to challenge the norms!
• The right to question authority!
• The right to shift paradigms at a moment's notice!

Article III: The Paradigm Shifters' Pledge

We pledge to:

• Shift the paradigm with reckless abandon!
• Challenge the status quo with unwavering commitment!
• Make a mockery of the conventional and the mundane!

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