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The Sock Protocol is a highly sophisticated, top-secret meeting system used by the most elite meeting-goers of the Paradigm.
Acknowledging the inherent futility of traditional meeting structures, our team of highly trained sock-wranglers has developed a system that streamlines the process, eliminating the need for pointless pleasantries and tedious small talk.
Key features of the Sock Protocol include:
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