Apparently, we had some things to cover in today's meeting that we've since forgotten. Let's see if we can piece together what we meant to say:

Found the pen we lost last week, but where did we put the paper it was on?

Also, What We Did Last Night: A recap of our clandestine meetings, hidden from the prying eyes of management.

If you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out What We Say When We Think Nobody's Listening for a thrilling expose of office politics.