Welcome, esteemed attendees, to the Paradox of Repulsion Conference, where the art of repulsing others becomes an art form.
Our keynote speaker will be discussing the finer points of "Effective Repulsive Techniques for Deflecting Small Talk."
Don't miss the panel on "The Physics of Personal Space" where we'll explore the intricacies of calculating the perfect distance for maximum repulsion.
Visit our exhibit hall for an assortment of repulsive gadgets and gizmos, including the "Invisible Force Field Generator" and "The Automatic Eye-Contact Evader."
Learn more about our speaker lineup and schedule.
Browse our catalog of repulsive merchandise.
Learn more about Jeff, the Repulsor extraordinaire.
Meet Bob, the Bully with a heart of gold.
Learn about Ellen, the Exasperator with a penchant for exasperation.