Time Traveling Tips: Avoiding the Watchmaker

Are you tired of running into past versions of yourself who are even more confused than you are? Do you want to avoid the inevitable awkward encounters with your past self's questionable life choices?

Look no further than our guide to avoiding the Watchmaker - the most feared and reviled of all time-traveling entities.

Warning: The Watchmaker is not to be trifled with

The Watchmaker is a time-traveling entity with the ability to alter the fabric of time itself. It is a creature of pure chaos, with a penchant for tangling the timelines and sending you on a wild goose chase through your past.

Here are a few tips for avoiding the Watchmaker and keeping your sanity while time-traveling:

• Stay on the path, stay on the path, stay on the path.
• Don't look directly at the Watchmaker, or it'll see you and get all confused.
• Bring snacks. Time-traveling is hungry work.

And, of course, the most crucial tip of all:

Don't, under any circumstances, talk to your past self's ex-girlfriend. Trust us.

For more time-traveling tips and tricks, see:

• Phase Shifting Techniques - because sometimes you just need to be somewhere else.
• Chrono-Surfing: Riding the Waves of Time - for when you need to catch a wave and go with the flow.