This meeting has been scheduled to occur on the same day as its own cancellation. It's like a temporal palindrome of productivity.

• Monday, 3:00 PM - The Time-Traveler's Dilemma: Will the meeting actually happen?
• Wednesday, 10:00 AM - Infinite Regurgitation Session: Rehashing the same meeting agenda for an eternity.
• Friday, 2:00 PM - The Meeting That Never Ends: Because someone forgot to set a conclusion.