Looping Through the Loop

Today's meeting is being led by our fearless leader, who is actually just a recording of our fearless leader.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life in 10-point font.
• Item 2: Decide on the color of the new copier.
• Item 3: Watch a 3-hour presentation about synergy.

Important Notice:

We have a special guest, who will be joining us via a time machine. Please do not attempt to communicate with them, as they are stuck in the past and may cause paradoxes.

For more information, or to schedule a meeting in a parallel universe, please visit:

• https://meetings.example.com/parallel-universes
• https://meetings.example.com/paradoxical-meetings/looping-through-loops/next-meeting (next meeting)