Paradoxical Procrastination HQ

We've got it down to an art: doing as little as possible while appearing to do as much.

Meet Our Team:

Our fearless leader, Bob, has a PhD in Extremly Effective Time Management... of Procrastination.

We have a dedicated team of experts: Alice, who's an master of finding the most interesting ways to watch cat videos; Dave, who can write the most creative excuse emails; and Chris, who can craft the perfect procrastination plan.

We're currently on our summer break, but feel free to contact us for a meeting to discuss your project's progress... in 6 weeks.