Parallel Universe Coverage: prophets of the Multiverse

Breaking News from the Multiverse

Prophets from the far reaches of the multiverse have been calling in, predicting the future of our reality. But how do we know if they're trustworthy? Our team of expert prophets has been investigating the prophets of the multiverse, and here's what we found.

Prophet Zorvath from the Andromeda Galaxy has been making waves with his predictions of a catastrophic singularity event in the year 3056. But when we dug deeper, we found that his crystal ball was, in fact, just a fancy glass ball.

On the other hand, prophets from the Orion Nebula have been predicting a glorious future filled with intergalactic peace and cooperation. However, when we fact-checked their claims, we found that they were all just rehashed versions of the same 1980s new age motivational posters.

So how do you separate the wheat from the chaff, the prophet from the charlatan? We've put together a handy guide on how to spot a fake prophet from a mile away.

And if you're a prophets yourself, don't forget to check out our register of certified prophets! Get your prophetic credentials and join the ranks of the multiverse's most respected seers and soothsayers!

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