• Font of the Doomed
• Never-ending Papercuts
• Bureaucratic Red Tape

Font of the Doomed

It's time to decide: which font is more soul-crushing, Arial or Times New Roman?

We'll be discussing the finer points of each, including:

• Pointless arguments
• Overly complex PowerPoint presentations
• Unending debates about font sizes and styles

Never-Ending Papercuts

Because who needs to get any actual work done? Let's just keep talking and create more paperwork!

We'll be discussing the finer points of creating more forms, reports, and memos.

• How to make a 5-page report 10 pages longer
• The art of using 5 different font sizes in one document
• Best practices for creating a 10-minute meeting to discuss a 5-minute topic

Bureaucratic Red Tape

Let's just add another layer of unnecessary rules and regulations!

We'll be discussing the finer points of creating more hoops to jump through.

• How to make a simple decision 3 times more complicated
• The art of creating 5 different forms for the same thing
• Best practices for getting lost in the bureaucratic labyrinth

Meet the Boring Members

Meet the committee members who will be deciding the fate of the font of the doomed.

Meet our fearless leader, Bob, who will be leading the charge into the abyss of boredom.

• Bob, the Chairperson of Boredom
• Jane, the Secretary of Sleep
• Jim, the Vice-Chair of the Unenthused

Committee Member Profiles

A collection of profiles for each committee member, because who doesn't love more paperwork?

• Bob, the Boredom
• Jane, the Snore
• Jim, the Unenthused