Meetings: The Art of Paralyzing Procrastination

Meetings: where the art of productivity meets the science of doing absolutely nothing.

• Agendas for the Indifferent
• The Minute Takers' Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing
• Paralyzing Tactics: A Guide for the Perpetually Delayed

Warning: Prolonged exposure to meetings may cause:

• Loss of focus
• Increased eye-strain from staring at the wall
• A growing sense of dread
• A permanent attachment to your favorite procrastinatory device