PANIC MEETING SQUAD

Today's agenda:

• Discussion of the impending doom that is "The Project"
• Analysis of the coffee machine's latest malfunction
• Unpacking the intricacies of who ate the last donut from the break room

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Upcoming events:

Monday: "Crisis Management" presentation by Bob from HR

Tuesday: "The Art of Procrastination" workshop by John from Accounting

Wednesday: "The Futility of Existence" panel discussion