PARASITIC MEETING NINJA TRAINING
Welcome, young ninjas! You are here to learn the ancient art of attending meetings while secretly being parasites.
Today, we will cover the following topics:
- The Art of Sucking the Energy Out of the Room
- How to Turn a Meeting into a Never-Ending PowerPoint Loop
- The Secret to Asking Questions that are 100% Certain to Confuse the Host
Level 1: The Sucking Art
Level 2: The PowerPoint Loop
Level 3: The Confusion Technique
Don't forget to eat your tapeworms for breakfast!