You've been diagnosed with the rare and debilitating condition known as Parasitic Meeting Syndrome. This affliction is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to attend pointless gatherings and discussions that drain your energy and suck the joy out of your soul.
Symptoms include: excessive yawning, a growing distrust of your colleagues, and an irrepressible desire to flee the scene.
Treatment options are limited, but we recommend trying our patented Meeting-Escape-Kit, available for download on the MeetingEscape.com website.
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