MEETINGS: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Meetings: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Time Waster?

Meetings: the bane of productivity, the nemesis of creativity, the siren's call of the procrastinator's paradise. Welcome to the ultimate destination for those who've mastered the art of turning a simple conversation into an all-day affair.

We've got the perfect blend of boredom and tedium to keep you engaged. Our meetings are designed to be as dull as possible, with an expertly crafted agenda that'll put you to sleep in 5 minutes flat.

Learn more about our illustrious history of meetings. Plan your next meeting today! (No need to actually do anything, we'll just send you a calendar invite)