Minutes from Debate 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
Present:
- Chairperson, Sock Puppet Union (SPU)
- Representative, Sock Clutchers Guild (SCG)
- Expert Witness, Dr. Foot
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Right to Wear Socks with Sandals
- Item 2: Sock Puppet Unionization of All Footwear
- Item 3: Mandatory Sock Puppet Training for All
Decisions:
- Item 1: The SPU shall henceforth be allowed to wear sandals with socks.
- Item 2: All footwear shall be subject to mandatory sock puppetization by the year 3050.
- Item 3: All employees of the SPU shall be required to attend Sock Puppet Training Seminars.
Next Meeting:
Debate 3: The Future of Toe Rings
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