Minutes from Debate 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Present:

• Chairperson, Sock Puppet Union (SPU)
• Representative, Sock Clutchers Guild (SCG)
• Expert Witness, Dr. Foot

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Right to Wear Socks with Sandals
• Item 2: Sock Puppet Unionization of All Footwear
• Item 3: Mandatory Sock Puppet Training for All

Decisions:

• Item 1: The SPU shall henceforth be allowed to wear sandals with socks.
• Item 2: All footwear shall be subject to mandatory sock puppetization by the year 3050.
• Item 3: All employees of the SPU shall be required to attend Sock Puppet Training Seminars.

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