Subtopic 1.1: Catnip is a proven stress-reliever and morale-booster. It's only fair that we provide it in the break room.
Subtopic 1.2: We're a team of highly trained professionals, not cat lady wannabes.
Read more about Subtopic 1.1 Read more about Subtopic 1.2Subtopic 2.1: Trust falls, anyone?
Subtopic 2.2: We should just stick to our individual workstations and avoid human contact altogether.
Read more about Subtopic 2.1 Read more about Subtopic 2.2Subtopic 3.1: I did, and I'm not sorry.
Subtopic 3.2: That was just a small, insignificant donut...
Read more about Subtopic 3.1 Read more about Subtopic 3.2Stay classy, team.