After 3 years of deliberation, we are still debating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.
Resolution 1: We will never resolve this meeting. (Amended by Resolution 1A: We will resolve this meeting, but only if we can agree on the definition of 'resolution')
Resolution 1: The Never-Resolvable Meeting
Resolution 3: The Meeting That Will Never End, Because We Just Ran Out of Coffee
Sub-Resolution: 2A - We will have a break for lunch. (Amended by Sub-Resolution 2Aa - We will not have a break for lunch, because we're too busy arguing)