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Welcome, distinguished members of the Intergalactic Council of Highly Important Beings, to the most epic meeting of all time! Today, we gather to debate the age-old question: "What is the best flavor of space jelly to serve at the Galactic Gala?"
The Great Gloopernuts, a flavor so divine it's been known to cause spontaneous combustion in those who dare to oppose it. A flavor so majestic it's been the crown jewel of the Andromedian Empire for centuries.
Read the scathing critiques of the Gloopernuts' opponentsThe Dark Matter Morsels, a flavor so diabolical it's been known to warp the fabric of space and time. A flavor so sinister it's been banned in 17 galaxies for its propensity to turn its consumers into mindless drones.
Discover the shocking truth behind the Morsels' alleged mind control