``` Phantom Debate 42: The Most Important Meeting of All Time

Phantom Debate 42: The Most Important Meeting of All Time

Welcome, distinguished members of the Intergalactic Council of Highly Important Beings, to the most epic meeting of all time! Today, we gather to debate the age-old question: "What is the best flavor of space jelly to serve at the Galactic Gala?"

Arguments For: The Great Gloopernuts

The Great Gloopernuts, a flavor so divine it's been known to cause spontaneous combustion in those who dare to oppose it. A flavor so majestic it's been the crown jewel of the Andromedian Empire for centuries.

Read the scathing critiques of the Gloopernuts' opponents

Arguments Against: The Dark Matter Morsels

The Dark Matter Morsels, a flavor so diabolical it's been known to warp the fabric of space and time. A flavor so sinister it's been banned in 17 galaxies for its propensity to turn its consumers into mindless drones.

Discover the shocking truth behind the Morsels' alleged mind control

Subpage 1: The Gloopernuts' Most Ardent Defenders