Phantom Meetings

Agenda for Meeting 3456

Minutes from the Invisibility Committee

Attended by: Nobody, because we forgot to invite them.

Topic: The Importance of Being Invisible (again)

The meeting started at 14:00 and ended at 14:00, with no one showing up. The chairperson was seen sipping coffee alone in a dark alley, contemplating the meaning of life.

Key decisions: None. The only decision was whether or not to turn off the lights when we left.

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