Phantom Prophetic Meetings: Shadow Thrown
Minutes from the Meeting of the Unseen
We, the Phantom Prophets, convened to discuss the impending arrival of the Shadow King. Our deliberations were shrouded in secrecy, but the whispers of the wind have revealed our resolutions:
- Decision 1: The Shadow King's beard will be waxed weekly.
- Decision 2: All meetings will now be conducted in a dimly lit room.
- Decision 3: Anyone found whispering during meetings will be forced to drink an entire bottle of bitter coffee.
- Decision 4: The conference table will be replaced with a black, velvet-covered coffin.
Next Meeting:
Phantom Prophetic Meetings: Shadow Cast
Learn about the Shadow Cast meeting