We've made it to Phase 4, and we're still standing! Or at least, we're still sitting at our conference tables, trying to remember what we were discussing.
Here's a summary of our progress:
| Phase | Status |
|---|---|
| Phase 1: The "We-Just-Started-And-Already-Regret-It" Phase | Abandoned |
| Phase 2: The "We're-Getting-Slightly-More-Excited-Now" Phase | Stalled |
| Phase 3: The "Things-Are-Getting-Weird-And-We-Don't-Remember-Why-We-Started-This-Project" Phase | On Life Support |
| Phase 4: The "We're-Still-Here" Phase | Still Here! |
Next up: Phase 5, where we'll probably just give up and have a meeting to discuss why we're not making progress.
Phase 5: The "We-Give-Up-And-Talk-About-It" Phase
Or, alternatively, we could try to pivot to Phase 4.1: The "We're-Still-Here-But-With-Extra-Features!" Phase