Weather Forecast for Phase 3 Simulations

Current Weather Conditions:

Cloudy with a high chance of existential dread. Temperature: -5 degrees of sanity. Humidity: 100% chance of bureaucratic red tape.

Rain of Questions Forecasting Disaster
Sunset over Phase 3

Simulation Statistics:

Number of participants: 1000. Number of coffee breaks: 500. Number of existential crises: 100.

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