Father of Modern Philosophy and founder of the conclave
King of the categorical imperatives and the conclave's most stubborn member
The existentialist who always said 'No' to the conclave's invitations, but always showed up anyway
Our resident logician and the conclave's most likely to get lost in the parking garage
Ardalind's magnum opus, a collection of his most profound and confusing ideas
A series of cryptic and hilarious aphorisms from the conclave's resident sage
A collection of his most pungent and unanswerable questions
A gathering of the conclave's most esteemed thinkers for an afternoon of tea and existential dread
The conclave's most epic fight between Ardalind and the conclave's resident contrarian, Jean-Paul Sartre