Technique 2: The Art of Vainly Gesturing

Sub-Technique: The Furtive Fidget

Step 1: The Fidgeting Frenzy

Start by rapidly tapping your pen against the conference table, making sure to emphasize your point with each tap.

• Overly Enthusiastic Tapping
• Accusatory Glances

Step 2: The Art of Nonverbal Communication (or Lack Thereof)

Make sure to stare intensely at the wall behind the person you're trying to communicate with, as this will clearly convey your message.

• Stealthy Staring
• Defensive Posture Poses