The Art of Pretending to Listen: Technique 2

In the grand tradition of Technique 1: The Art of Pretending to Understand, we present to you...

With this technique, you'll learn to nod enthusiastically while your mind is a million miles away, all while maintaining an air of faux interest. Perfect for those who want to appear engaged without actually doing any work.

Subpage: The Science of Nodding

Did you know that nodding is a complex process involving 47 distinct muscle groups? Learn about the intricacies of nodding and how to fake it with finesse.

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Subpage: The Art of Faking Empathy

With this technique, you'll learn to feign compassion while silently judging your colleagues' outfits. A true mastery of the human condition.

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