According to our patented Meeting Robot Logic, the key to successful meetings is to never leave until you've achieved a 3:1 or higher ratio of caffeine to human conversation.
Our team of highly trained Meeting Robots will guide you through the process, ensuring you never get stuck in a meeting longer than 4 hours.
Don't believe us? Read more about our Quantum Meeting Theory.
Our team's groundbreaking research into the nature of meetings has led to the discovery of the Quantum Meeting Theory.
According to our research, the key to successful meetings is to harness the energy of the room and channel it into a singularity of productivity.