Q: Why do meetings exist?
A: Because someone, somewhere, thought it would be a good idea to pay people to sit in a room and talk about talking.
Q: What is the purpose of the meeting?
A: To create an illusion of productivity, while secretly checking one's email.
Q: Can I use meetings as a form of performance art?
A: Oh, absolutely. Just remember to wear a beret and call yourself "The Meetings Artist."
Read more about meeting art Read the Meeting Artist's Manifesto