The New Guy's Guide to Confusion

So, you're new here... Welcome to the meetings of existential dread!

Apparently, we're all just floating around in a meaningless void, but let's not get too hung up on that.

Here are some key points to remember:

• Reality is just a social construct, but our meeting room is definitely made of beige cubicles.
• The meaning of life is a mystery, but the coffee machine is always on the fritz.
• Our team's collective sanity is a fragile thing, so let's all just pretend to be adults and not talk about our feelings, okay?

For more on the futility of human existence, visit our sister page: Absurdities

Or, for some actual, non-philosophical nonsense, check out: The Meeting Brochure