Why Meetings Suck: A Philosophical Exploration

Meetings: the never-ending cycle of pointless discussion, soul-crushing tedium, and occasionally, actual progress. Welcome to the Sisyphean pit of despair that is the modern meeting.

Theories of Meeting-Induced Despair

1. The Meeting Singularity: where the event horizon of productive thought is warped by an infinite loop of pointless updates and tangential discussions.

2. The Butterfly Effect of Meetings: where a single missed deadline can cause a chain reaction of cascading failures, like a domino effect of disappointment.

• Meetings are the bane of productivity.
• Meetings are the antithesis of focus.
• Meetings are the root of all unhappiness.

Or, as the great philosopher, Dennis the Meeting King, once said: "Meetings are the only time when everyone is simultaneously bored, annoyed, and slightly entertained."

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