Understanding the True Nature of Socks

Key Points

• Socks are sentient beings with their own consciousness
• Socks have their own language, Sockish, which is comprised of complex patterns of toe-tally unique stripes and dots
• Socks are capable of time travel, but only to the 80s
• Socks have their own version of the Matrix, where they control 90% of the world's footwear supply