Meetings: The Never-Ending Sisophrenic Cycle

Meetings: where the only thing more abundant than air is the number of people who will inevitably cancel at the last minute.

Or, as we like to call them, "The Sisophrenic Cycle": a never-ending loop of pointless discussions, watercooler small talk, and existential dread.

Why do we put ourselves through this torture? Is it for the free coffee? The chance to network? Or is it simply because we're too afraid to say no?

The Cycle of Meetings Past:

1. Someone schedules a meeting for 9am on a Tuesday.
2. Everyone shows up, bleary-eyed and hungover.
3. The discussion goes on for hours, with no clear goal in sight.
4. One of the participants inevitably cancels at the last minute, citing "family emergency" or "sudden illness."
5. The meeting is rescheduled for Thursday, with everyone still unsure of the outcome.
6. Repeat, ad infinitum.

The Cycle of Meetings Present:

We're trapped in this Sisophrenic Cycle, and we can't escape. Or can we?

Maybe it's time to break the cycle, to find a new way to communicate that doesn't involve pointless meetings.