Unicorns: the ultimate symbol of our society's desperation for meaning. With their majestic manes and rainbow-colored manure, they represent the unattainable and the unfulfilled.
We've tried to move on, to find fulfillment in more practical pursuits, but our hearts remain fixated on these mythical creatures.
Perhaps it's because, deep down, we're all just trying to be as magical as they are.
Or maybe it's because their horns are just so... horn-y.
Read the next installment of this existential crisis Unicorns: A Way of Life Why We Can't Get Enough of Squirrels (a closely related, yet somehow more disturbing, issue)